Dad on river cruises

Dad- "The vikings used to travel up those rivers and pillage... now they have viking river cruises? That's like having a Nazi day trip..."

Breakfast

Dad and his Cheetos cereal.
Need I say more?

Out of thousands of sperm...

My parents came up to Waterloo and took me out for dinner. With a normal family you might talk about work or how school is going. Not with my father.
I think it started with talking about personalities and somehow wound up getting to a point where my father started talking about procreating...again....
Dad- "You know Heather, you wouldn't have been you if it were any other moment"
Me- "What do you mean Dad.."
Dad0 "Out of thousands of sperm in a lifetime, this one made you"